The History of FUP
The FUP was formed on Facebook in April 2014 and almost immediately became a bona-fide, opinion-dividing, vein-clogging phenomenon.
The catalyst for it all was thanks to one mans leap of faith into fending for himself as a newly single man, only to expose his paltry attempts at cooking. The man named Peggy Golec started posting his woeful attempts on Facebook for the positive support of his peers which quickly ended in a group of them regularly rounding up on him for ridicule in front of his colleagues, friends and family. After crying into his leftover baked beans he suggested that maybe the ‘fry up police’ needed their own private group, thus stopping his mother from worrying about how he may survive on his efforts. Peggy now says his greatest inspiration comes from the amazing advice of the 85K+ fry up police on duty to help guide him through his breakfast options. He says with conviction:
“Now I can look life in the eye and say ‘that sausage looks like a badgers cock’!”
Incredibly, spurred on by people’s relentless enthusiasm for this Great British institution, the FUP have evolved over the years to become the ‘go to’ organisation for all things fry up related.
The group’s notoriety was a direct result of the harshness of the rules.
Fancy a crack at the title?
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
1) Posting anything other than pictures or video of your ‘Fry Up’ will incur an instant BAN. Anything wrapped in bread is a fucking sandwich and will be frowned upon accordingly. (Pics of members proudly wearing official merchandise exempt from #NAFU)
2) Abuse welcomed whole heartedly however make it personal, instant BAN with no chance of redemption.
3) All Fry Ups bought from pub/cafe/snack van etc MUST tag the establishment and state the price or be BANNED.
4) Anyone using any sort of filter whatsoever to try to ‘sex up’ their picture will incur an instant BAN. Cunt Filters are unacceptable.
5) NO FUCKING KIPPERS! (Henry Cullen)
6) Members who cry ‘BAN’ will be BANNED. Nobody likes a grass.
7) BANNING is a big part of the Fry Up Police. If you fall foul of this (which is pretty likely) you will have a chance of reinstatement by sending a ‘selfie’ to an admin/FUP page holding a hand written grovelling sign stating why we should allow you back in.
8) NO FUCKING ADVERTISING. Don’t be a cunt.
9) WETHERSPOONS ‘FRY UPS’ ARE SHIT. Instant BAN.
10) Any sexist, racist or homophobic remarks will get you an instant ban and it also makes you look like a gigantic fucking bell end. It’s boring, humourless and unwelcome.
11) Anyone who deems the phrase ‘nomnomnom’ acceptable or any variations of it is not welcome and will be BANNED. Same goes for ‘do your worst’, ‘come at me’, ‘have at it’ or any puns like ‘wurst’ and particularly shite egg/bean jokes. LOLing and any other such abbreviated bullshit will also get you the bullet.
12) The Sarah King Rule:
USE OF THE WORD LAD OR BANTER (or any variation, including bantz, ladette, banter claus blah blah) will incur an instant BAN.
13) Bad taste jokes.
If you are stupid enough to think that making jokes about down syndrome, AIDS, ebola, periods and abortions etc are funny, then you do not have the intellect or wit to be a part of this group so please, fuck off.
14) BANNED MEMBERS.
SEND ALL APOLOGY/BEAN SPLOSH SELFIES DIRECTLY TO THE BANNING ADMIN FOR RE-ADMITTANCE. THE GUY BEHIND THE MESSAGE BOX OF THE PAGE GIVES NO FUCKS FOR YOU, OR YOUR FUCKING CRYING.
15) A three piece does NOT constitute a fry up. Minimum 4 ingredients or BAN.
16) Peggy Golec was the entire inspiration for this hallowed place and is free to do as he pleases.
NOTE: Admin write the rules. It doesn’t mean they have to abide by them. Don’t ever forget that this is NOT A DEMOCRACY.
:- Any Fry Up establishments who fancy themselves as the billy big nuts of the Fry Up world who would like a chance to prove themselves please feel free to contact an admin to arrange our delicious free feed
This group is not suitable for children or the faint of heart, by joining the group you are aware and accepting of potentially brutal criticism at every opportunity. That is the nature of the beast and why people love it so do not expect any sympathy when you post a picture of a fucking croissant then someone calls you a cunt.