Check out our no holds barred Facebook group, steer well clear if you’re easily offended.
WELCOME TO THE FRY UP POLICE!
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
1) Posting anything other than pictures or video of your ‘Fry Up’ will incur an instant BAN. Anything wrapped in bread is a fucking sandwich and will be frowned upon accordingly. (Pics of members proudly wearing official merchandise exempt from #NAFU)
2) Abuse welcomed whole heartedly however make it personal, instant BAN with no chance of redemption.
3) All Fry Ups bought from pub/cafe/snack van etc MUST tag the establishment and state the price or be BANNED.
4) Anyone using any sort of filter whatsoever to try to ‘sex up’ their picture will incur an instant BAN. Cunt Filters are unacceptable.
5) NO FUCKING KIPPERS! (Henry Cullen)
6) Members who cry ‘BAN’ will be BANNED. Nobody likes a grass.
7) BANNING is a big part of the Fry Up Police. If you fall foul of this (which is pretty likely) you will have a chance of reinstatement by sending a ‘selfie’ to an admin/FUP page holding a hand written grovelling sign stating why we should allow you back in.
8) NO FUCKING ADVERTISING. Don’t be a cunt.
9) WETHERSPOONS ‘FRY UPS’ ARE SHIT. Instant BAN.
10) Any sexist, racist or homophobic remarks will get you an instant ban and it also makes you look like a gigantic fucking bell end. It’s boring, humourless and unwelcome.
11) Anyone who deems the phrase ‘nomnomnom’ acceptable or any variations of it is not welcome and will be BANNED. Same goes for ‘do your worst’, ‘come at me’, ‘have at it’ or any puns like ‘wurst’ and particularly shite egg/bean jokes. LOLing and any other such abbreviated bullshit will also get you the bullet.
12) The Sarah King Rule:
USE OF THE WORD LAD OR BANTER (or any variation, including bantz, ladette, banter claus blah blah) will incur an instant BAN.
13) Bad taste jokes.
If you are stupid enough to think that making jokes about down syndrome, AIDS, ebola, periods and abortions etc are funny, then you do not have the intellect or wit to be a part of this group so please, fuck off.
14) BANNED MEMBERS.
SEND ALL APOLOGY/BEAN SPLOSH SELFIES DIRECTLY TO THE BANNING ADMIN FOR RE-ADMITTANCE. THE GUY BEHIND THE MESSAGE BOX OF THE PAGE GIVES NO FUCKS FOR YOU, OR YOUR FUCKING CRYING.
15) A three piece does NOT constitute a fry up. Minimum 4 ingredients or BAN.
16) Peggy Golec was the entire inspiration for this hallowed place and is free to do as he pleases.
NOTE: Admin write the rules. It doesn’t mean they have to abide by them. Don’t ever forget that this is NOT A DEMOCRACY.
:- Any Fry Up establishments who fancy themselves as the billy big nuts of the Fry Up world who would like a chance to prove themselves please feel free to contact an admin to arrange our delicious free feed
This group is not suitable for children or the faint of heart, by joining the group you are aware and accepting of potentially brutal criticism at every opportunity. That is the nature of the beast and why ppl love it so do not expect any sympathy when you post a picture of a fucking croissant then someone calls you a cunt.