THE VULGAR CHEF is like an uncle you’ve never met because he’s been locked in prison your whole life for unthinkable crimes but you have unconditional love him for regardless. He’s from across the Atlantic and we share swear words from time to time. For dirty food videos and recipes, meet the mother fucking oracle.
I enjoy the finer things in life. Like Busch Light and going showerless for days. I don’t trust a person that goes to the bathroom just to let out a fart. When I was 25 I pissed all over Bret Michaels fucking tour bus. When I’m not putting my terrible spelling and grammar to good use here, you can generally find me burning Little Caesars pizza’s, shitting with the door open, and swearing in public.
The Vulgar Chef